Women, you need to stop murdering all of those innocent pigeons (Leviticus 15:29-30)! Damned bloody things. You make us all unclean by your touch every 28 days. Are you regularly sacrificing those pigeons or turtledoves to the priest in the “tent of meeting”? Just kidding. Really, how much faith do you put in everything you read in the Bible? This podcast covers the dreaded menstruation laws and how they can be used to combat the religious right’s condemnation of gays, lesbians, etc.
Thus spaketh the Lord (listed readings from the NRSV edition of the Bible):
- Menstruation: Leviticus 15:19-33
- Ejaculation: Leviticus 15: 16-18
- The abomination of homosexuals: Leviticus 18:22 (also read Leviticus 18:19-30, “the land with vomit you out!”
- Generations of the condemned non-believers (from the TEN Commandments): Exodus 20:4-6
Why are the books of the Bible in the Firefox spell checker? Why are they in any spell check dictionary?
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I was right… the ELCA will be presenting the vote on gaydom in 2009. http://www.ELCA.org/News/Releases.asp?a=3681
That’s funny. Just found your blog through Podcamp Pittsburgh (I’m attending and speaking too) and saw you mention that women should stop killing pigeons. My latest vid. podcast has me doing just that. Well, not the killing part, just the cooking/teating.
Looking forward to meeting you.
You can watch at FearlessCooking.tv
Grace
Grace, I can’t wait to meet you either! It’s going to be a great event!